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    punkbread:

    *lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

    jesuschristvevo:

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    jesuschristvevo:

    are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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    can’t handle these.

    your url is making me nervous

    anogoodrabblerouser:

    The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

    The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

    Strange old world we live in.


    exponentiallyfandomatic:

    alwaysadisneyday:

    The ladies of Disney.

    IT’S BY HAIR COLOR


    noobtheloser:

    There is no God. 


    versaceslut:

    this is fucking crazy omfg


    punkrockluna:

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    flameoflight:

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    i-aint-even-bovvered:

    songofages:

    Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

    I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

    You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

    Average American Grading Scale:
    A+- 97-100
    A - 94-96
    A- - 90-93
    B- 80-89
    C- 70-79
    D- 60-69
    F- 59 and under

    oh wow that is fucked up

    why do they skip E in america

    There’s an E in other grading scales?

    And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
    A - 100-93
    B - 92-85
    C - 84-78
    D - 77-70
    F - 69 and below

    Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

    No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

    UK Grading Scale

    100-70: A

    69-60: B

    59-50: C

    49-40: D

    Below 40: F

    ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!!

    next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

    i’m gonna remind you

    that our “average” is your “A”

    (Source: jonbutter)

    mormondad:

    i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

    patickstump:

    if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

    (Source: patickstump)