So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Ice Cream Roses
ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME
If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.
"What’s your favourite flower?"
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
I’ve never had a girlfriend for the most part. I’ve had girls that I’ve dated…that I’ve had, you know, deep feelings for over the years.
"If this bed could move we could call this a rodeo…"