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    So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

    nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

    FLOOR IT?

    NICK NO

    HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

    NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

    I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

    NICK P L E A S E


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    Ice Cream Roses

    ALL REGULAR ICE CREAM IS NOW DULL TO ME

    If you ever want to bring me flowers, these are the kind I like.

    "What’s your favourite flower?"
    "Ice cream."

    cyclopette:

    *wakes up at 9* nice

    *immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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    miggylol:

    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything

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    You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

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    I’ve never had a girlfriend for the most part. I’ve had girls that I’ve dated…that I’ve had, you know, deep feelings for over the years.


    maraud-ings:

    ABOUT MEten actors

    iii. michael b. jordan (b. february 9th, 1987)



    "If this bed could move we could call this a rodeo…"